Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Feat of Strength
If the rod is immovable, is it passing you or are you passing it?

HA, GOTTEM
Made you look!

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Legendary fisher
Give a spaceman a fish and you feed him for a while; teach a spaceman to fish and you feed him until the shuttle arrives.

Mister Sandman
Mechanically speaking, there's no real benefit to being unconscious during surgery. Weird how insistent this doctor is about using the N2O anyway though, huh?

Outdebted
I've paid my dues, shift after shift... I've done my sentence but commited no griff...

Your Life Before Your Eyes
Take a close look at hurtling space debris